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Exit, Pursued by a Bear – Tee
from $18.48
Exit, Pursued by a Bear – Tee
Shakespeare’s most infamous stage direction deserves a spot in your wardrobe. Straight out of The Winter’s Tale, Act III, Scene III, this shirt celebrates the moment the Bard decided a bear attack was the only proper way to exit stage left. Perfect for theater nerds, English majors, and anyone who loves a good literary inside joke.
🎭 Inspired by Shakespeare’s legendary stage direction
🐻 Great conversation starter for drama rehearsals, classrooms, or book clubs
😂 Subtle enough for daily wear, clever enough for theater kids to nod in approval
👕 Soft, comfortable, and timeless — unlike poor Antigonus’ stage exit
Because sometimes the Bard drops bars. And sometimes… he drops bears.
Tale of Two Seasons Tee Long Sleeve
from $29.04
“It was the pumpkin spice of times, it was the peppermint mocha of times…”
Inspired by Dickens’s immortal opening lines, this shirt is a witty homage to A Tale of Two Cities—only here, the revolution is fought in coffee cups. Autumn and winter square off, not with guillotines and tumbrils, but with cinnamon and candy canes.
Wear it as a banner for your chosen season, or as a reminder that life, like literature, is always caught between extremes: warmth and chill, tradition and novelty, pumpkin spice and peppermint.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton tee, it’s as enduring as Dickens himself and as comfortable as your favorite reading chair.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Inspired by Dickens’s immortal opening lines, this shirt is a witty homage to A Tale of Two Cities—only here, the revolution is fought in coffee cups. Autumn and winter square off, not with guillotines and tumbrils, but with cinnamon and candy canes.
Wear it as a banner for your chosen season, or as a reminder that life, like literature, is always caught between extremes: warmth and chill, tradition and novelty, pumpkin spice and peppermint.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton tee, it’s as enduring as Dickens himself and as comfortable as your favorite reading chair.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras