Exit, Pursued by a Bear – Tee

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Exit, Pursued by a Bear – Tee

Shakespeare’s most infamous stage direction deserves a spot in your wardrobe. Straight out of The Winter’s Tale, Act III, Scene III, this shirt celebrates the moment the Bard decided a bear attack was the only proper way to exit stage left. Perfect for theater nerds, English majors, and anyone who loves a good literary inside joke.

🎭 Inspired by Shakespeare’s legendary stage direction
🐻 Great conversation starter for drama rehearsals, classrooms, or book clubs
😂 Subtle enough for daily wear, clever enough for theater kids to nod in approval
👕 Soft, comfortable, and timeless — unlike poor Antigonus’ stage exit

Because sometimes the Bard drops bars. And sometimes… he drops bears.

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Exit, Pursued by a Bear – Tee

🎭 Inspired by Shakespeare’s legendary stage direction
🐻 Great conversation starter for drama rehearsals, classrooms, or book clubs
😂 Subtle enough for daily wear, clever enough for theater kids to nod in approval
👕 Soft, comfortable, and timeless — unlike poor Antigonus’ stage exit

Because sometimes the Bard drops bars. And sometimes… he drops bears.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.