Descartes – I Think, Therefore I Am (Cartesian Edition) – Tee

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Descartes – I Think, Therefore I Am (Cartesian Edition) – Tee

René Descartes gave us philosophy’s most famous one-liner and the coordinate system that bears his name. This tee brings both together in a witty four-panel comic: the classic “I think, therefore I am,” Descartes literally plotted as a Cartesian coordinate, a deep ponder pose, and finally, the philosopher chilling with coffee.

  • 🧠 Features Descartes’ iconic “I think, therefore I am”

  • ➕ Includes a perfect visual pun on the Cartesian coordinate system

  • 😂 Ends with the ultimate philosopher’s fuel: coffee

  • 👕 Soft, durable tee for philosophy majors, math nerds, and caffeine addicts alike

Because when you map out existence, sometimes the x- and y-axes lead straight to the coffee shop.

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Descartes – I Think, Therefore I Am (Cartesian Edition) – Tee

René Descartes gave us philosophy’s most famous one-liner and the coordinate system that bears his name. This tee brings both together in a witty four-panel comic: the classic “I think, therefore I am,” Descartes literally plotted as a Cartesian coordinate, a deep ponder pose, and finally, the philosopher chilling with coffee.

  • 🧠 Features Descartes’ iconic “I think, therefore I am”

  • ➕ Includes a perfect visual pun on the Cartesian coordinate system

  • 😂 Ends with the ultimate philosopher’s fuel: coffee

  • 👕 Soft, durable tee for philosophy majors, math nerds, and caffeine addicts alike

Because when you map out existence, sometimes the x- and y-axes lead straight to the coffee shop.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.