Kant – What If Everyone Did That? – Ringer Tee

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Immanuel Kant’s categorical catchphrase finally gets the retro ringer treatment. This tee takes the philosopher’s favorite moral test — “What if everyone did that?” — and turns it into the perfect blend of ethics and irony. Wear it to class, debate club, or whenever you catch someone cutting in line.

  • 🏛️ Inspired by Kant’s categorical imperative

  • 😂 Perfect for philosophy majors, ethicists, and everyday snark

  • 👕 Classic ringer cut: vintage vibes meet timeless moral reasoning

  • 📝 Great gift for anyone who secretly judges strangers in Kantian terms

Because sometimes the highest moral law is also the funniest clapback.

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Immanuel Kant’s categorical catchphrase finally gets the retro ringer treatment. This tee takes the philosopher’s favorite moral test — “What if everyone did that?” — and turns it into the perfect blend of ethics and irony. Wear it to class, debate club, or whenever you catch someone cutting in line.

  • 🏛️ Inspired by Kant’s categorical imperative

  • 😂 Perfect for philosophy majors, ethicists, and everyday snark

  • 👕 Classic ringer cut: vintage vibes meet timeless moral reasoning

  • 📝 Great gift for anyone who secretly judges strangers in Kantian terms

Because sometimes the highest moral law is also the funniest clapback.

This lightweight cotton tee features a relaxed fit and contrast trims that give it a retro look. Wear it with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a laid-back everyday look.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua