History has never looked this funny. This shirt captures the legendary 1803 handshake between Thomas Jefferson and Napoleon Bonaparte—with Napoleon’s thought bubble declaring “SUCKER.” It’s a witty nod to the Louisiana Purchase, one of the biggest real estate deals in history, where the U.S. scooped up 828,000 square miles for just $15 million.
Perfect for history buffs, teachers, or anyone who loves clever takes on America’s past, this shirt is a reminder that sometimes the best deals are sealed with a handshake (and a little buyer’s remorse).
Bold, cartoon-style artwork that pops on any background
Conversation starter for classrooms, casual wear, or America 250 celebrations
Nerdy, witty, and unapologetically Jeffersonian
Wear it proud and let everyone know: Jefferson got the bargain of the century.
History has never looked this funny. This shirt captures the legendary 1803 handshake between Thomas Jefferson and Napoleon Bonaparte—with Napoleon’s thought bubble declaring “SUCKER.” It’s a witty nod to the Louisiana Purchase, one of the biggest real estate deals in history, where the U.S. scooped up 828,000 square miles for just $15 million.
Perfect for history buffs, teachers, or anyone who loves clever takes on America’s past, this shirt is a reminder that sometimes the best deals are sealed with a handshake (and a little buyer’s remorse).
Bold, cartoon-style artwork that pops on any background
Conversation starter for classrooms, casual wear, or America 250 celebrations
Nerdy, witty, and unapologetically Jeffersonian
Wear it proud and let everyone know: Jefferson got the bargain of the century.
