Louisiana Purchase: The Original Sweet Deal Sticker

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History has never looked this funny. This sticker captures the legendary 1803 deal between Thomas Jefferson and Napoleon Bonaparte—with Napoleon’s thought bubble declaring “SUCKER.” It’s a witty nod to the Louisiana Purchase, one of the biggest real estate deals in history, where the U.S. scooped up 828,000 square miles for just $15 million.

Perfect for history buffs, teachers, or anyone who loves clever takes on America’s past, this shirt is a reminder that sometimes the best deals are sealed with a handshake (and a little buyer’s remorse).

Bold, cartoon-style artwork that pops on any background

Nerdy, witty, and unapologetically Jeffersonian

Let everyone know: Jefferson got the bargain of the century.
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History has never looked this funny. This sticker captures the legendary 1803 deal between Thomas Jefferson and Napoleon Bonaparte—with Napoleon’s thought bubble declaring “SUCKER.” It’s a witty nod to the Louisiana Purchase, one of the biggest real estate deals in history, where the U.S. scooped up 828,000 square miles for just $15 million.

Perfect for history buffs, teachers, or anyone who loves clever takes on America’s past, this shirt is a reminder that sometimes the best deals are sealed with a handshake (and a little buyer’s remorse).

Bold, cartoon-style artwork that pops on any background

Nerdy, witty, and unapologetically Jeffersonian

Let everyone know: Jefferson got the bargain of the century.