Nero’s Fire Festival – 64 AD – Tee

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Move over Coachella, the hottest ticket in ancient Rome was Nero’s Fire Festival. Equal parts tragic and metal, this shirt reimagines one of history’s most infamous emperors as the headliner nobody asked for. Perfect for history buffs, dark humor fans, and anyone who loves their festivals with a side of flames.

  • 🔥 Vintage concert-poster vibe meets Roman chaos

  • 🏛️ Great for classics nerds, metalheads, and ironic historians

  • 😂 Guaranteed to spark conversations (just… hopefully not fires)

  • 👕 Soft, durable, and way less combustible than the Circus Maximus

Because Rome wasn’t burned in a day — but it made for one killer lineup.

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Move over Coachella, the hottest ticket in ancient Rome was Nero’s Fire Festival. Equal parts tragic and metal, this shirt reimagines one of history’s most infamous emperors as the headliner nobody asked for. Perfect for history buffs, dark humor fans, and anyone who loves their festivals with a side of flames.

  • 🔥 Vintage concert-poster vibe meets Roman chaos

  • 🏛️ Great for classics nerds, metalheads, and ironic historians

  • 😂 Guaranteed to spark conversations (just… hopefully not fires)

  • 👕 Soft, durable, and way less combustible than the Circus Maximus

Because Rome wasn’t burned in a day — but it made for one killer lineup.

This lightweight cotton tee features a relaxed fit and contrast trims that give it a retro look. Wear it with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a laid-back everyday look.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua