Priam Is Why I Don’t Trust Management – Tee

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Priam Is Why I Don’t Trust Management – Tee

Blame the boss, blame the leadership, blame… King Priam of Troy. This shirt connects the ultimate management fail — letting the Trojan Horse through the gates — with every bad decision you’ve ever seen at work. Perfect for classics nerds, office workers, and anyone who side-eyes upper management.

  • 🐴 Inspired by Troy’s most legendary blunder

  • 🏛️ Great for classics students, history buffs, and corporate survivors

  • 😂 Works equally well at office parties or philosophy seminars

  • 👕 Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed not to Trojan-horse you

Because when management says “trust me,” history says otherwise.

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Priam Is Why I Don’t Trust Management – Tee

Blame the boss, blame the leadership, blame… King Priam of Troy. This shirt connects the ultimate management fail — letting the Trojan Horse through the gates — with every bad decision you’ve ever seen at work. Perfect for classics nerds, office workers, and anyone who side-eyes upper management.

  • 🐴 Inspired by Troy’s most legendary blunder

  • 🏛️ Great for classics students, history buffs, and corporate survivors

  • 😂 Works equally well at office parties or philosophy seminars

  • 👕 Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed not to Trojan-horse you

Because when management says “trust me,” history says otherwise.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.