Socratic Drinking Club – Tee

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Socratic Drinking Club – Tee

Raise a glass to philosophy’s most persistent questioner with the Socratic Drinking Club shirt. Inspired by Plato’s Symposium, this tee blends ancient wisdom with modern wit. Perfect for happy hour debates, philosophy lectures, or anyone who knows that the examined pint is worth drinking.

  • 🍷 A cheeky nod to Socrates’ legendary symposium skills

  • 🏛️ Great for philosophy majors, debate nerds, and barroom sages

  • 😂 Lightweight, funny, and guaranteed to start conversations

  • 👕 Comfortable and timeless — unlike your bar tab

Because the unexamined life is not worth living… but the unexamined bottle still might be.

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Socratic Drinking Club – Tee

Raise a glass to philosophy’s most persistent questioner with the Socratic Drinking Club shirt. Inspired by Plato’s Symposium, this tee blends ancient wisdom with modern wit. Perfect for happy hour debates, philosophy lectures, or anyone who knows that the examined pint is worth drinking.

  • 🍷 A cheeky nod to Socrates’ legendary symposium skills

  • 🏛️ Great for philosophy majors, debate nerds, and barroom sages

  • 😂 Lightweight, funny, and guaranteed to start conversations

  • 👕 Comfortable and timeless — unlike your bar tab

Because the unexamined life is not worth living… but the unexamined bottle still might be.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.