Straight Outta Plato’s Cave – Tee

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From shadows to substance, from ignorance to enlightenment — and now, from lecture hall to streetwear. This tee riffs on Plato’s famous Allegory of the Cave with a bold, modern edge. Perfect for philosophy majors, hip-hop heads, or anyone who’s ever wondered if reality is just bad lighting.

  • 🏛️ Inspired by Plato’s Republic, Allegory of the Cave

  • 👕 Streetwear-style bold print for everyday flex

  • 😂 Guaranteed to spark conversation (and maybe existential dread)

  • 🎁 Great gift for philosophy nerds, students, and deep thinkers

Because escaping the cave is the ultimate glow-up.

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From shadows to substance, from ignorance to enlightenment — and now, from lecture hall to streetwear. This tee riffs on Plato’s famous Allegory of the Cave with a bold, modern edge. Perfect for philosophy majors, hip-hop heads, or anyone who’s ever wondered if reality is just bad lighting.

  • 🏛️ Inspired by Plato’s Republic, Allegory of the Cave

  • 👕 Streetwear-style bold print for everyday flex

  • 😂 Guaranteed to spark conversation (and maybe existential dread)

  • 🎁 Great gift for philosophy nerds, students, and deep thinkers

Because escaping the cave is the ultimate glow-up.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.