Not every hand is a winning hand. For the gamer, the philosopher, and the history buff who knows life is basically one long mulligan, this parody tee mashes up high fantasy with low expectations. Whether you’re pulling cards or pulling all-nighters, this shirt says what your deck (and your GPA) can’t: sometimes it’s just… tragic.
🎴 Perfect parody for gamers, philosophy nerds, and irony collectors
😭 Wear it to your next game night, study session, or existential crisis
👕 Soft, durable, and way less tragic than your last draw
Because when the gathering is tragic, at least your shirt isn’t.
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Not every hand is a winning hand. For the gamer, the philosopher, and the history buff who knows life is basically one long mulligan, this parody tee mashes up high fantasy with low expectations. Whether you’re pulling cards or pulling all-nighters, this shirt says what your deck (and your GPA) can’t: sometimes it’s just… tragic.
🎴 Perfect parody for gamers, philosophy nerds, and irony collectors
😭 Wear it to your next game night, study session, or existential crisis
👕 Soft, durable, and way less tragic than your last draw
Because when the gathering is tragic, at least your shirt isn’t.
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