Tragic the Gathering – Tee

from $18.48

Not every hand is a winning hand. For the gamer, the philosopher, and the history buff who knows life is basically one long mulligan, this parody tee mashes up high fantasy with low expectations. Whether you’re pulling cards or pulling all-nighters, this shirt says what your deck (and your GPA) can’t: sometimes it’s just… tragic.

  • 🎴 Perfect parody for gamers, philosophy nerds, and irony collectors

  • 😭 Wear it to your next game night, study session, or existential crisis

  • 👕 Soft, durable, and way less tragic than your last draw

Because when the gathering is tragic, at least your shirt isn’t.

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Not every hand is a winning hand. For the gamer, the philosopher, and the history buff who knows life is basically one long mulligan, this parody tee mashes up high fantasy with low expectations. Whether you’re pulling cards or pulling all-nighters, this shirt says what your deck (and your GPA) can’t: sometimes it’s just… tragic.

  • 🎴 Perfect parody for gamers, philosophy nerds, and irony collectors

  • 😭 Wear it to your next game night, study session, or existential crisis

  • 👕 Soft, durable, and way less tragic than your last draw

Because when the gathering is tragic, at least your shirt isn’t.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.