🌀 When Plato’s cave meets Descartes’ doubt and collides with a ’90s club anthem, you get the ultimate mashup of philosophy and pop culture. This neon, retro-inspired design puts two of history’s greatest thinkers on a night drive through metaphysics — and yes, the soundtrack is Haddaway.
Why you’ll love it:
Bright, retro 90s palette with Plato riding shotgun and Descartes behind the wheel
Text: “What Is Real? Baby Don’t Hurt Me” — because existential crises deserve a beat
Perfect for philosophy majors, rave kids, and anyone who likes their epistemology with a side of nostalgia
Wear it wherever you want to ask the big questions
👉 Because sometimes the deepest truths are also the catchiest lyrics.
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🌀 When Plato’s cave meets Descartes’ doubt and collides with a ’90s club anthem, you get the ultimate mashup of philosophy and pop culture. This neon, retro-inspired design puts two of history’s greatest thinkers on a night drive through metaphysics — and yes, the soundtrack is Haddaway.
Why you’ll love it:
Bright, retro 90s palette with Plato riding shotgun and Descartes behind the wheel
Text: “What Is Real? Baby Don’t Hurt Me” — because existential crises deserve a beat
Perfect for philosophy majors, rave kids, and anyone who likes their epistemology with a side of nostalgia
Wear it wherever you want to ask the big questions
👉 Because sometimes the deepest truths are also the catchiest lyrics.
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